Are you interested in learning more about global warming? Have you noticed that you can never tell when a raccoon has a black eye?
Do you still collect Pipi Long Stocking memorabilia? How often do you throw caution into the wind? How often do you get Nick Nolte drunk and go to the batting cages?
Still rap under the name Big Tobacco? Closest to time travel for you when you ate a chocolate Advent calendar?
Should there be a Wiki-leaks for family recipes? Should movie theaters sell weed? Should pretzel bags on planes be filled with fries?
Your daily Senseless Survey for Thursday. Still have your Blockbuster card? Interesting drunk? Ever ate eggs from the same hen?
Last time you made a blanket fort? Creepy Sea World has a seafood restaurant?
Are you OK Today? Would you buy “top of baby head”-scented cologne? Is it not a party if someone doesn’t use the fire extinguisher?
Have you ever wished you had Liam Neeson to settle your student loans? Go days eating anything but butter? Ever held wine with feet?
Your Senseless Survey for today. Listen. Enjoy. Pass it on.
Instead of ruining the person’s morning, Kevin’s Senseless Survey questions actually seemed to win this guy over. You know, important questions like ‘Do you think the guy who invented folding chairs would be upset by the way they’re being used in the WWE?’