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Business woman Danni Ashe poses in her office August 30, 2000 in Culver City, CA. (Photo by Dan Callister/Online USA)

Since Kevin Got the Flu, His Porn Viewing Plummeted

Kevin has been sick since last week with the flu. He noticed it is doing something to his body, thus his porn viewing habits.

12/16/2014

A syringe filled with influenza vaccination is seen at a Walgreens Pharmacy on January 14, 2014 in Concord, California. (Photo Illustration by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Kevin Details His Flu Symptoms – Perhaps Too Much

Kevin was out last week with the flu. He wanted to know why his sex drive was gone during that time.

12/15/2014

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What Does the FBI Want with Kevin?

Kevin didn’t rest much with the flu because the FBI wanted to talk with him. Get the details here!

12/15/2014

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Update from Mrs. Karlson on Kevin’s Health

Kevin has been out for two days because he has the flu. We got an update from his wife. Kevin isn’t acting himself.

12/12/2014

In this promotional image provided by ABC TV, Charlie Brown and Linus appear in a scene from "A Charlie Brown Christmas, which ABC will air Dec. 6 and Dec. 16 to commemorate the classic animated cartoon's 40th anniversary. The animated special was created by late cartoonist Charles M. Schulz in 1965. (AP Photo/ABC,  1965 United Feature Syndicate Inc.,File)

Kevin Let His Emotions Out During the ‘Charlie Brown’ Christmas Special

Kevin can’t understand why Charlie Brown Christmas makes him cry. Heather and Jackson think it’s depressing.

12/03/2014

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 09:  An ambulance sits outside St Thomas' Hospital on December 9, 2013 in London, England. Some patients taken by ambulance to A&E departments are waiting in the vehicle for much longer than the recommended 15 minutes.  (Photo by Bethany Clarke/Getty Images)

Kevin Visited Patsy in the Hospital on Thanksgiving

After eating a Thanksgiving meal, Kevin went to see Patsy at the hospital. Kevin had her laughing so hard she couldn’t breathe. Listen to the wheezing.

12/01/2014

WESTWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 03:  Actors Jim Carrey (L) and Jeff Daniels arrive at the premiere of Universal Pictures and Red Granite Pictures' "Dumb And Dumber To" on November 3, 2014 in Westwood, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Kevin Goes On A Dinner Date With His Wife

A waitress at a steakhouse didn’t like serving steak and Dumb & Dumber To well, was dumb.

11/24/2014

MIAMI, FL - JUNE 06:  Monica De Abreu tastes a red wine as she decides which wines to purchase to sell at Global Liquors store on June 6, 2011 in Miami, Florida. Reports indicate that for the first time, the U.S. consumed more wine than France in 2010. The French still drink far more wine per capita than Americans, but the United States, which has a much larger population, has more people pouring a glass of wine.  (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Why Does Kevin Like To Track What Everyone Else is Drinking?

Kevin went out to eat and noticed some older ladies drinking lots of wine. He had them cut off. Would you do this?

11/14/2014

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Kevin Finds Stolen Wallet, Immediately Gets Accused of Stealing It

Kevin went to pick up some trash, but he also found something much more valuable: someone’s wallet. You won’t believe the wallet owner’s reaction when Kevin tried to return it.

10/21/2014

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Kevin’s Daughter Texts From the Pumpkin Festival Riots in New Hampshire

When your daughter texts you asking about the smell of tear gas and pepper spray, you know she’s not in a good place.

10/20/2014

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