Ernie The Christmas Elf
Ernie’s back, and this time he finds himself in paradise. Good luck to Heather trying to fix that…
Screw Thanksgiving! lets talk Christmas! Ernie’s here to drop another of his patented Elf-A-Grams!
This Santa is going to get coal in his stocking…
Ernie gets on two women’s nerves today.
Santa knows you like to roleplay… Ernie’s here to call you out on it!
Every time you tell Santa what you want for Christmas, Ernie sells it to marketers. Brad wants to live on a farm. Ernie takes issue with that!
Presenting the #1 call from Ernie the Christmas elf from 2012! He made his triumphant return last year by calling a cheating wife. Check out a BRAND NEW Ernie the Christmas Elf call Tuesday at 7:45!
We’re counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls from 2012! At #2 is Antonio, a fat pothead who fought his brother over gravy and plays the trumpet very poorly.
We’re counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls from 2012! At No.3, Scott has been a very bad boy with the authorities – he got kicked out of a concert for chest-bumping a police officer. Sounds like a job for Ernie!
We’re counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls of 2012! At No.4 is Adam the car salesman, who threatened customers and wore the same suit to work every day.