Ernie The Christmas Elf

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Ernie Calls “Fire-Crotch” Shawn

Ernie pokes fun at Shawn for being a ginger.

100.7 WZLX–12/10/2013

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Ernie The Christmas Elf’s New Home

Ernie’s back, and this time he finds himself in paradise. Good luck to Heather trying to fix that…

100.7 WZLX–12/04/2013

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Ernie The Elf: Angry Daryl Can’t Stop Breaking Stuff

Screw Thanksgiving! lets talk Christmas! Ernie’s here to drop another of his patented Elf-A-Grams!

100.7 WZLX–11/26/2013

Ernie the Elf Chimes In on the Arrested Hanover Mall Santa

This Santa is going to get coal in his stocking…

100.7 WZLX–11/26/2013

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Ernie the Christmas Elf – Hannah!

Ernie gets on two women’s nerves today.

100.7 WZLX–11/22/2013

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Ernie The Elf Ousts John About His Sexcapades In His Latest Elf-A-Gram!

Santa knows you like to roleplay… Ernie’s here to call you out on it!

100.7 WZLX–11/21/2013

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Ernie The Xmas Elf Calls Brad In The First Elf-A-Gram Of 2013!

Every time you tell Santa what you want for Christmas, Ernie sells it to marketers. Brad wants to live on a farm. Ernie takes issue with that!

100.7 WZLX–11/19/2013

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The #1 Ernie the Christmas Elf Story of 2012! Ernie Calls a Cheating Wife

Presenting the #1 call from Ernie the Christmas elf from 2012! He made his triumphant return last year by calling a cheating wife. Check out a BRAND NEW Ernie the Christmas Elf call Tuesday at 7:45!

11/18/2013

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Top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf Calls of 2012! #2: Antonio the Fat Burnout

We’re counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls from 2012! At #2 is Antonio, a fat pothead who fought his brother over gravy and plays the trumpet very poorly.

11/17/2013

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Top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf Calls of 2012! #3: Scott Chest-Bumped a Cop

We’re counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls from 2012! At No.3, Scott has been a very bad boy with the authorities – he got kicked out of a concert for chest-bumping a police officer. Sounds like a job for Ernie!

11/16/2013

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