Ernie Calls "Fire-Crotch" Shawn Ernie pokes fun at Shawn for being a ginger.
Ernie The Christmas Elf's New HomeErnie's back, and this time he finds himself in paradise. Good luck to Heather trying to fix that...
Ernie The Elf: Angry Daryl Can't Stop Breaking StuffScrew Thanksgiving! lets talk Christmas! Ernie's here to drop another of his patented Elf-A-Grams!
Ernie the Elf Chimes In on the Arrested Hanover Mall SantaThis Santa is going to get coal in his stocking...
Ernie the Christmas Elf - Hannah! Ernie gets on two women's nerves today.
Ernie The Elf Ousts John About His Sexcapades In His Latest Elf-A-Gram!Santa knows you like to roleplay... Ernie's here to call you out on it!
Ernie The Xmas Elf Calls Brad In The First Elf-A-Gram Of 2013! Every time you tell Santa what you want for Christmas, Ernie sells it to marketers. Brad wants to live on a farm. Ernie takes issue with that!
The #1 Ernie the Christmas Elf Story of 2012! Ernie Calls a Cheating WifePresenting the #1 call from Ernie the Christmas elf from 2012! He made his triumphant return last year by calling a cheating wife. Check out a BRAND NEW Ernie the Christmas Elf call Tuesday at 7:45!
Top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf Calls of 2012! #2: Antonio the Fat BurnoutWe're counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls from 2012! At #2 is Antonio, a fat pothead who fought his brother over gravy and plays the trumpet very poorly.
Top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf Calls of 2012! #3: Scott Chest-Bumped a CopWe're counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls from 2012! At No.3, Scott has been a very bad boy with the authorities - he got kicked out of a concert for chest-bumping a police officer. Sounds like a job for Ernie!
Top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf Calls of 2012! #4: Adam the Car SalesmanWe're counting down the top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf calls of 2012! At No.4 is Adam the car salesman, who threatened customers and wore the same suit to work every day.
The Top 5 Ernie the Christmas Elf Calls of 2012! #5: Crystal's SisterErnie the Christmas Elf returns next week on Karlson & McKenzie to call out some people on Santa's REALLY naughty list! Let's look back at the top 5 calls from last year...At No.5, Crystal's sister seeks revenge for a past call.