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Another Hump Day Senseless Survey

Take a listen to see how many questions Kevin was able to do before getting hung up on.

12/17/2014

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Ernie the Christmas Elf Takes Lazy Ben to Task Over “Work”

Ben doesn’t work much. Ernie learned of this and probed about it.

12/17/2014

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Does Pete Know How to Put Air in Tires?

Pete noticed the air on his tires was low. He had some trouble dealing with it but figured it out. Was it a “Manchievement”?

12/17/2014

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Ernie is back! And He Wasted No Time Going After Katherine

Ernie is back after his hiatus and had his sights set on Katherine. She’s been naughty and age isn’t nothing but a number.

12/16/2014

Business woman Danni Ashe poses in her office August 30, 2000 in Culver City, CA. (Photo by Dan Callister/Online USA)

Since Kevin Got the Flu, His Porn Viewing Plummeted

Kevin has been sick since last week with the flu. He noticed it is doing something to his body, thus his porn viewing habits.

12/16/2014

Santa's Helpers arrive at Sydney Airport from the North Pole November 9, 2005 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Patrick Riviere/Getty Images)

North Pole Gives the Update We’ve Been Waiting For: Ernie the Elf Is Safe

Ernie the Christmas Elf was found. Listen to find out the details.

12/16/2014

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One Mad Senseless Survey

This guy was not happy on the Survey today. Give it a listen.

12/16/2014

A syringe filled with influenza vaccination is seen at a Walgreens Pharmacy on January 14, 2014 in Concord, California. (Photo Illustration by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Kevin Details His Flu Symptoms – Perhaps Too Much

Kevin was out last week with the flu. He wanted to know why his sex drive was gone during that time.

12/15/2014

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What Does the FBI Want with Kevin?

Kevin didn’t rest much with the flu because the FBI wanted to talk with him. Get the details here!

12/15/2014

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Where’s Ernie the Christmas Elf?

No one has seen nor heard from Ernie since last week. We are getting concerned. Another press conference was held today via the North Pole Network.

12/15/2014

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