Pic of the Day: Next week's commute...

Drunk(s) of the Day: Sitting Bums I - Sharing Matters

As if McDonald's could get any less appetizing...

Poster: Where Johnny's creepy uncle took him for a night out...

How M&Ms makers save money...

K&M Kartoon: Old fogey sperm

Right hand on blue!

...Ooops!

I was Grumpy...now I'm Happy!

I think I will pass

Getting back to its roots

Get the duck off me!

Duct tape really can fix anything...even prom outfits!

Check out the size of this noggin!

Catholic Church at its finest

An all livestock wedding party!

Should probably budget more money for pants than DVDs...

K&M Kartoon: Who's taking the middle one!?

If you texted the support line while driving...

I like my Whiskey Soup with basil & noodles, personally...

If Grizzly Adams grew a second head...

Seems more cost-effective and safe to just get a new bike...

Pic of the Day: He's not lame, he's just ahead of his time...

Would you happen to own any textbooks on melanoma?

Drunk of the Day: 40-Hands Fail

Kids get in for free!

Poster: Anger's ugly cousin

The perpetual balance machine...

Pic of the Day: Explaining why the war is taking so long...

Girls of Oktoberfest: Such enormous...Glasses!

K&M Kartoon: If Victoria's Secret wasn't realy a secret...

Excellent form on the snap stances...

LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 26: Team Dream Captain Nikki Ziering poses with team-mate Kim Kindrick at a news conference for the 2004 Lingerie Bowl on January 26, 2004 at the Los Angeles Coliseum, in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Lingerie Bowl)

King me!

Banned Children's Snacks 101

Oh stop your whining! You knew damn well what you were doing!

Freak of the Week: Female Centaur Makes a Fashion Statement

Poster: Wash the 'whore' outta you!