Ernie The Elf Sets The Record Straight On Santa!

Kevin started to play Christmas music and Heather did not like it. Kevin then said he smells certain Christmas flavors while Pete said he wants to smell Halloween first. Turns out that Santa’s grave was found and Ernie is here to set the record straight.

Ernie had his serious face on and said everyone can remain calm because Christmas is not canceled and he is NOT dead. He claimed Santa was working hard on fidget spinners and he hopes they are popular because they made a lot.

Ernie said he doesn’t want to see dead Santa decorations or costumes for Halloween. It wouldn’t be a visit from Ernie if he didn’t hit on Heather so that happened bringing her so-called “sex diary” but did finally leave shortly after. Heather had to re-explain the diary.

Karlson & McKenzie can be heard weekday mornings from 5:30am until 10am on Boston’s Classic Rock, 100.7 WZLX. Follow the show on Twitter (@KarlsonMcKenzie) and like them on Facebook. Stream K&M anywhere you go with the free app for iOS and Android devices.


Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

More From 100.7 WZLX
Man Cave

Listen Live