Alice Cooper Vows to Make America Sick Again

By Radio.com Staff

Alice Cooper is running for President and Prime Minister.

“Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric, the mudslinging, the media frenzy,” reads a prepared statement. “Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be elected.”

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Cooper’s platform includes getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC and changing the name of Big Ben (in London) to Big Lemmy. His slogan is “Make America Sick Again.”

In honor of his presidential bid, Cooper has released a new version of his song “Elected,” which you can stream below.

Check out candidate Cooper’s full platform at his official campaign website.

 

 

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