This guy really could have used one of those rodeo clown distractions.
While at the Penn Valley Rodeo (north of Sacramento, CA), Anthony Hill and his wife, Christina Salinas, got into an argument which resulted in the woman biting her husband in the penis, even after her ex-husband (who, of course, lives with them!) tried to calm her down.
This story is amazing.
Other important notes:
- According to the story, Anthony had never been to a rodeo before. Yep, it was literally his first rodeo.
- The couple live in Rough and Ready, CA.
- The station covering the story even worked up a fancy graphic for the occasion. Nice one, CBS13-Sacramento graphics team. Although instead of a horseshoe I would have gone with a set of teeth. Or a penis.
The happy couple. And a friend.