David S. Kime Jr. was such a huge Burger King fan, his family decided it was appropriate to send the funeral procession through the Burger King drive-thru for one last Whopper after Kime past away at age 88. And so begins a really awkward celebration of a man’s life.
According to the York Daily Record, Kime’s way of eating healthy was “the lettuce on the Whopper Jr.” Some people have their own ways of convincing themselves they’re eating well.
You gotta respect the guy, though. He was “borderline diabetic” and lived off a pacemaker, but damn if that was going to stop him from having his Whopper Jr. Either way he lived a nice long life, so weird funeral tributes aside the guy at least knew what he liked.
Would you want anything like this done for you?