A very wise person once said: “Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.” Get a load of this guy in Virginia. This might be the best “wacky weather report” I’ve ever seen (insert clown horn for effect).  It’s the deadpan delivery that sells it. Forecast calls for a Volcanic eruption with a chance of Godzilla! You just know the Station phone lines were lighting up with folks in a panic about the ensuing Apocalypse!