…Of course you do!

86-year-old comedy superstar Dick Van Dyke is doing what all rich, old men SHOULD do – He’s marrying a woman who’s less than half his age.  Her name is Arlene Silver and she’s 39.

Dick says, quote, “I’m telling you, I’m having the greatest retirement.  All my contemporaries are going out and playing golf.  And I’m marrying a beautiful girl.”

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This isn’t quite as big a catch as 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall marrying Anna Nicole Smith back in 1994, but we have to compliment Dick Van Dyke for this one.

Can’t fault the guy for living the dream!