So I came back to my parked car this weekend to find the front bumper cracked and this note under my windshield wiper. Some dude backed up into my car, but was nice enough to leave a lengthy note on the back of a box of vacuum bags. Now only if I can decipher it…

Here’s the note with the guy’s name, phone number and e-mail censored:

If you can’t read it, this is what I think it says:

“I am very sorry and will do whatever it take to get your car fixed…Please use email to contact…”Backing up I bumped your car resulting in damage to your front end…I would like to pay for this myself instead of going through insurance…Please call my cell phone…I would like if my wife didn’t know so if I say I will call you back that is why…I will be out of cell phone range from Tuesday through Sunday next week, so please email…”

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